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- gandalf: hey i just met you.
- gandalf: and this is crazy.
- gandalf: but i am looking for someone to share in an adventure so i'm gonna scratch a symbol in your door and tell some dwarves that you're a great burglar and they can count on you to be a perfect 14th companion on their quest to travel across miles of dangerous land and through goblin caverns and a forest full of giant spiders all so they can maybe kind of come up with some way to kill an enormous dragon and reclaim a load treasure lost a really long time ago because they are dwarves i guess don't ask me how they operate i am a wizard.
- gandalf: so join me maybe.
why are there 100 cents to a dollar but 60 seconds to a minute, explain that atheists
Because they’re both human designated measurements / systems? I don’t get the point of asking atheists to explain this. Did god say ‘then you shall make change, followed by time increments, but they shall be in different increments’? Like, what the hell does this have to do with religion? Any church goers wanna explain this to me?
its ok
0/10 WOULD NOT BANG
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Actually, pi is an irrational number, which means we’ll never be able to have an exact date/time of pi. Fuck you and your baseless arrogance.
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i live in annadale, fyi.
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